Because everyone knows Google is Secretly Evil

As I look at my Google Android phone that is connected to my Gmail account which of course is connected to this Blogger account, I just can't help but remember what Hungry Beast Warned me about this Google Thing being evil.



In the information age where information = Power. Currently no one has more than Google on people. Its like they have a virtual strangle hold on the World. Google will soon enough just know everything about anything and anyone ever.

As shown here in the upcoming videos.

Look at this Google Chrome ad 'Dear Sophie'. It'll make you tear up like a bitch, seriously it'll make you emotionally tap out under its mighty choke hold of fatherly love.... It's sickening.

Should really cut down on the MMA analogy of choking someone out.



Then of course there is the NFL Superbowl commercial called Partisan Love, another one to sucker your information over to google.



But then again what Google does with this information is entirely up to them. This is where we start asking important questions like, What exactly Will Google do with all that information on me? What can I do to Counter Act it!? Does it honestly matter because I'm such a worthless pion of a person?



And now a completely light hearted send up of all this new information you've supposedly received.... ENJOY!!!



Creepy Huh?

Eh... Whatever, I'm okay with Google... Better than those Apple bastards

Here Comes September

...And the return of my lost crush on Juanita Stein



look at her, she's gorgeous. How could you not fall in love with such a beautiful woman? Especially one so talented! Oh Juanita how I wish I could watch you live, hopefully you and the rest of Howling Bells will tour around Australia again and come through Sydney. Even though I really miss the pop rock sound of Waikiki.

Here Comes September, which I haven't decided how I'll interrupt the lyrics yet. But is relevant, September is only a few days away and well the start of a new Month as well as a new season sure does beg the chance for a new start. Or maybe the song is dreading the aspect of Change.... I'll put something more substantial below this when I give it more thought and to prove I did actually run off and think about it for a bit.

I'm just going to round this post off with more Waikiki and hopefully that'll tide me over until September rolls around.

Who knows maybe half way through I'll get mad and jaded and post "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day instead. (I already regretting typing that sentence)



Oh.... So Pretty

Bear-venture Time

Came up with the idea that Bear Grylls the famous Adventurer and Nature Host was exactly like Adventure Time's protagonist Finn when he was 13 years old. Probably had no friends but loved exploring so he came up with a magical and imaginary best friend dog named Jake.

Honestly, if you think about it. It's adorable. Bear Grylls seeing the World like Finn from Adventure time just makes me happy. Then again apparently the only people that regularly watch and enjoy Adventure Time are Hipsters and /b/tards... So whatever.... I AIN'T CARE!!!1111

So if you're a Hipster or a /b/tard then you'll probably love the upcoming gender swapped episode 'Fiona & Cake'. Yep Adventure Time like My Little Pony garners some inspiration from its internet followers. Which I think is pretty damn rad.

The Spider's Octogon

Just a little something I made for the Greatest Pound for Pound Fighter currently walking this Earth. Looks pretty nice and it took a long damn time cutting together all these cuts into the single piece, although I wonder if I should've made the diameters bigger so I could show it off to other forums rather then just the ProWrestling forum I regularly post at.

It seems wasted. Anyway after watching Silva completely make a fool of Okami in the last UFC PPV I've decided to just out right say Anderson Silva is my god damn hero. How can you not admire the Best Fighter in the World? He practically put his hands down in the 2nd Round and took down Okami with a Counter Jab.... That's so insane it hurts to even think about it. Forrest Griffin puts it very elegantly in this interview.



Seriously, Forrest Griffin is hilarious, the man has a career in Stand-Up comedy with that kind of blunt honesty with his daily observations. Especially when he's discussing a fight he lost in such an embarrassing fashion.

For all those that didn't see the final moments of the Silva / Griffin fight was just Griffin running at Silva throwing wild punches, missing all of them and Silva just hitting a right jab in his face in between the flurry and then Griffin went down like a sack of bricks.

Watch this 10 minute highlight video of Anderson, the man is some kind of robot sent here to completely wipe out every Middleweight Fighter in the World. Plus this is like the only way you can see quality Silva footage on the Internet without it being taken down for Copyright. You'll even see some classic KOs too mind blogging to comprehend.

Commiting Facebook Suicide

Well It's gone... For now, the mighty facebook addiction I had. I would constantly check and update my facebook on the hour like a mouthy twitter account. Its like a metaphorical weight has been lifted off, but what do I do with all this free time and energy?

Blog obviously... So I guess for now I'm fighting off this facebook addiction with blogging, I have class work to do but this will probably take priority for some reason. Maybe tell myself someone out there is reading this. Which is highly.... HIGHLY doubtful.

But I have been listening to some Allie Goertz to let the time pass by and frankly this girl is rather talented! Such a Heavenly voice and of course her cute Dungeons and Dragons nerdiness is so rare is hard not to fall in love with her. She's like one of those far-fetched internet girl unicorns.



Any harden and dedicated DnD veteran would quest for years and years just to get the opportunity to be in her presence. That maybe a but much but DnD chicks are rare enough as it is.