Tonetta - This is a Hobby?

There are people out there in your everyday life that you walk past without giving a second thought to. They're probably just regular normal people like you that go home after a long day and read a book or watch TV or some regular normal hobby.

But what can be considered normal? Is the regular everyday normal a boring life to others?

There are multiple types of people because of course I believe the idea of normal doesn't really exist. there are some damaged people, there are some good people, there are some bad people, there are quiet and loud people, there are all kinds of people out there. I honestly don't want to know who this person is, I don't want to know his job. I swear to god I hope he isn't an educator.



He seems to be a musician but he has to due something to subsidise his.... "hobbies".

Anyway, I was going to decide to make one of his song the Song of the Day, like the usual routine but I dunno. There are waaaay too many to pick from. (Like Hundreds) and they're all depraved and ridiculous.

So I dunno what you want from me, I'm just bringing you the Weird.

Japanese Movie of the Week: Wild Zero

Have you ever seen a Japanese Zombie film?

I'm going to assume no, Wild Zero is just that. Japan clearly make far superior trashy B movies than any other country on earth. They just have unmatched levels of crazy in their population. Honestly I don't even care what the supposed "plot" of this movie is. I'd rather sit there and make up English Dialogue for this movie.

That meaningful scene in the middle when they're all looking out into the distance like their dealing with some heavy real life problems. Then they all make out, then stop at the last second....Amazing! A Zombie Make Out Scene? WTF IS HAPPENING IN THIS MOVIE? ZOMBIE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!?!

I must obtain this movie.

Japanese Movie of the Week: Gothic & Lolita Psycho

They say this is a gag trailer for the movie, frankly I would rather watch this version than a real "serious" version. It looks too campy to be taken seriously. Some crazy killer Japanese woman with a machine gun saw blade umbrella going around murdering people doesn't sound like their would be any sense of integrity in the film what so ever.

But hey, what the hell do I know about film making?

God damn I love Japan.

That's so Hot?

Now I'm a fan of Paris Hilton. Now she's not a good singer, actress, model, television personality, whatever you want to call it. But this chick that was born into a life where she doesn't even need to try. SHE'S AN HEIRESS TO A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR COMPANY! She should bother. But she dud and she managed to get famous enough that she can actually live off her own money. I my eyes she's a god damn hero ad a genius business woman. She sold herself as a brand and now she makes money through her clothing line, perfume and other ridiculous corporate trade-mark they've come up with using her image. If I was born into that kind of money, Would I even bother trying anything with life? No... I'd probably waste my father's money and find ways I could use my cash to manufacture a Bat-Suit, "Work? What's Work? Oh where I exert physical and/or mental effort in exchange for money. Why would I do that? I'm already I'm ready rich, Bitch!" That is what I would say to you. Guaranteed I'd probably be an entitled rich asshole. Screw being Humble.

Anyway, Back to Paris Hilton, She's a DJ now and boy is she bad it. I'm not master mixer myself but dear lord if I had that bitch's money and I could buy all the fucking equipment I'd probably do something a lot better than this hot garbage.



Good God Ms Hilton. I'm amazed that she got famous for sucking a dick in night vision. We live in an amazing time indeed.

Alright, we've open a talking point here though. What exactly makes a Good DJ? That is a damn good question. I dunno, someone would can competently mix songs and samples together to create a new and different musical experience. I mean I don't actually know if DJ's even do that anymore. I don't exactly know what to think of a Professional DJ. I can see how some DJ's got famous, Like Daft Punk and Greats like Grandmaster Flash, but the term today seems bastardised.

Thanks to the digital age and internet software like Garage Band, just about anyone can mix music if they put some time into it.

Oh well... I wonder how long she'll keep at mixing. I give it 2 months.

Alright Friday Weekly Round Up!

Well it's the end of the damn week. Let's see what I've found for you people! That's my duty as a Blogger to go around stealing 'Sharing' other people's content and talking about and judging it on it's merits like some kind of elitist asshole.

Yep...

Integrity Maintained!

This is the best thing in Wrestling right now. This will probably be taken day within the next few days because the WWE are like that now. So yeah, YES YES YES YES YES YES YES! (I know it's stupid, BUT I DON'T CARE!)



Daniel Bryan or known around the internet wrestling community as Sir Internet King God Bryan Danielson has somehow become a martyr for his 18 second Wrestlemania Loss. I don't think you people understand that Daniel Bryan is an internet Legend (in the wrestling circles). The American Dragon is still one of the most respected Wrestlers in the world and now he's a loud obnoxious Vegan that doesn't own a Television. He will now act like a child in front of people.,, Because "Best in the World" was taken

I had a banner to commemorate the moment.

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In Donald Glover related news
That Donald4Spiderman campaign he had running before they casted Spiderman last year got through enough as Donald Glover will be an Easter Egg in the new Spiderman Movie which is awesome news. Eventually that job will be his one day, when the world is a better place and black people and white people will live peacefully with any guilt or racial awkwardness what-so-ever.

Eead more about it: "Donald Glover Spiderman Easter Egg" (Mary Sue):

Donald Glover makes a playlist from all his favourite La Blogatheque Take Away live shows. If you have seen those live shows, you really damn should. Check out the videos on their site here. Anyway the playlist is HERE [PLAYLIST: CHILDISH GAMBINO TAKE AWAY SHOW PLAYLIST Directly compare you taste in music to that of a Black Nerd ruling Television and the Internet. #takingover.

I don't twitter but ending that in some kind of gangsta like hash tag seemed appropriate. Anyway... Motherfucking Childish Gambino listens to trendy cafe music.... BITCH! Like Phoenix - 1901. Fucking


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Devin Graham Breaking the Barrier:

Now its time to be serious.... The entire time watching this all I was thinking was just his voice in that dudes head was "DANCE! MONKEYS! DANCE!" Yeah yeah... I know, I'm going to hell.


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Hot Problems

This is currently the Worst song in the World according to internet trending culture. I still personally think every Soulja Boy song, especially that one about Goku. Seriously this is worse than that.

Soulja Boy - "Goku"

Yeah, you've just lost 20 pts of IQ. Swag is for Boys, Class is for Men seems to apply greatly here.

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Donald Duck (Dogma) Movie


From the Finnish Comedy Group Mid Island> comes a dark and broading skit about a real life adaptation of a Donald Duck movie under the premise of the "Goofy Plz" meme. Fuck You Internet, Ruining Everything.

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Exercising Around the World

In the wake of Nike's makeitcount around the world in 10 days is this video from NerdFitness. Inspired by the Viral Globe Tour 'Where the Hell is Matt' this fine specimen of a human will remind you how lazy and inactive you are right now.

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Meet David [Prometheus Promotional Internet Video]

The viral marketing they're doing for Ridley Scott's Prometheus is amazing. The Trailers don't tell you much about the movie and that's great. This Meet David video gives us a great insight to the dystopic future they have planned for this Sci-Fi Blockbuster. Very excited for the movie... Which is rare these days.

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FreddeGredde Video Game Rock Medley

FreddeGredde Sweddish Internet Musician is famous for his elaborate multi-strument medleys. His latest offering is an epic 10 minute nostalgia bomb of a mix of video game classics and hidden gems. So level up your ears by listening to this impressive mix.


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Japanese Zombie Movie

....What the fuck Japan? Seriously? This is just... Well... You can't get mad at the Japanese for being weird. That just what they do. If this movie actually exists I'll go way out of my way to find and see this.

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Harry Partridge's Latest Work
STARBARIANS - Episode 1

And now for the ridiculously awesome animation of Harry Partridge. Famous for his original Skyrim announcement animation that swept the internet early last year.



and of course he followed it up with this.



Impressive work indeed.

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1050 Bacon strip burger Seriously what do you want to say about this? The customer is always right and get what they want? NO! 1050 Bacon strips is just too damn many. I would personally love to just take a picture of this dude next to this tower of meat and send it to all the starving countries in Africa. ============================== Expect this to get updated more over the Weekend.

.........Huh?

That is the Greatest fucking Pizza commercial I have ever seen, If that product was actually real I'd buy it right now. Like... RIGHT NOW!

But this is honestly the best internet viral video I've seen in a while. This is Audio Visual magic. If (SOFA Communications) was pitching this in a online portfolio to a marketing team, They'd be given a fuck off Budget for the next Carltan Draught commercial, or whatever other beer company wants to win over the beer drinking public...

I honestly hope these dudes get sponsored or something after that performance.

Speaking of Beer Commercials, Here is a nice way to throw together a nice unofficial Beer Commercial... Which might have to be taken down if SOPA is passed.

A bit out there....

This is wonderfully brilliant in a disturbingly abstract and somehow familur sort of way...

This was supposedly nominated for an Academy Award in the field of Best Animated Short. I haven't seen the other nominations yet but this one seems pretty hard to beat. Supposedly Adventure Time's "Thank You" episode was in consideration for the Academy nomination to but failed to make it to the Final 10 nominations.

$800 an Hour....

So I was informed by a lady of the night (An Escourt) that she charges $800 an hour for her services...

The idea of buying somebody's body for $800 just seems to... ridiculous to me.

How could you possibly get $800 worth of anything out of a woman in an hour? I MEAN WHAT COULD SHE POSSIBLY DO THAT IS WORTH $800... AN HOUR!?!

DOES SHE HAVE LIKE 3 TONGIES?!!

Anyway in other less important stories, WWE '12 came out, It's okay, it's not as good as past WWE Titles. I've literally played all of them and still think Here Comes the Pain is the best version but then again it is evolving in some nice directions. 2008 and 2006 were stand outs too, if only you could use the best parts of each game.

I'm going to have to revisit them all now but I really like this feature of making new stories.

Money is a Fair-Weather Friend.

God Damn Floyd 'Money' Mayweather, What is this shit?

There honestly is something wrong with Boxing today if people are just going to take big boxing match endings like this? What the fuck do you mean that was legal? Either that asshole whispered something so God awful it can't be repeated on Television before 11:30 at night or... and this is a big 'or'.... That Dude apologised for trying to headbutt him.

Something is up with Boxing because that was something straight out of the WWE Writing Room... Errrr.... Actually I'm giving THEM too much credit. then again big Boxing bouts like this are notorious for Match Fixing but that was a fucking ridiculous ending is all I'm trying to say...



Actually I don't even know anymore...

Oh wait, Floyd Money Mayweather is an Asshole... A FUCKING AWESOME ASSHOLE

Whatever did happen to Joey after Joey?

God damn he looks Old... but the same... Now I just feel bad.

Sidenote: I don't think anyone will be searching Joey or Matt La Blanc any damn time soon or ever again for that matter.... Maybe when he dies.... MAYBE

I swear in 20 years time if he still hasn't done anything, people will just start assuming he died... If he's still alive that is.

If he died today I'm sure he'd be a trending topic on twitter....Probably....

Just watching the Internet take over the Real World

After watching this video you'll understand and when it does happen...

Try to act surprised... Okay?

Foursquaropoly from Deanna McDonald on Vimeo.

I have no idea what this social media bullshit version of Monopoly is... But I do not like it!

Giving up Facebook isn't too bad... Dodging the other dumb social media traps is another thing entirely.