You're Worthwhile....

The Auto tune the news guys get a go at the famous Kai interview aka. the Homeless Hitch-hiking Hatchet Welding Hero,

It's the beautiful little spiel Kai gives about how everyone is Worthwhile no what their size, skills set or race before he gives the interview of the century. That spiel is the main vocal hook to the remix and it's fantastic. It's inspiring and uplifting and all those other adjectives that generally mean happy.

Good job to the Gregory Bros, even your acoustic cover sounds very pleasant.

The Real Kai

Well we're back to see and learn more of our current favourite Internet Superhero: Kai the Hitchhiking Hatchet weilding Hero



Well that's just more sad, God dammit, Now I really hope that dude gets like 10 Mini Wals and Wetsuits.

Internet Hero: Kai the Hatchet man from Dogtown

This guy, this fucking guy...

Kai the homeless hitch hiking hatchet swinging hero monk from Dogtown. Basically the story is that Kai was catching a lift from this guy that claimed to be the reincarnated Jesus and then he started running people over. When he pinned a guy to a wall Kai got out to check on the guy and the Jesus guy who is reported to be 6'4 and close to 300 pounds grabbed a woman. Worried for her safety and the safety of everyone else around him Kai jumped into action and bashed Jesus's head open with a Hatchet he had handy.

"Smash, Smash, SUH-MASH!... yeah"

What a Champion. I do pray everyone bands together to get you that Mimi Mal surfboard and Wetsuit. I hope the next wave you catch takes you to a big pile of money and a giant medal with an eagle on it.

Sad ending though, The internet is your family now Brother.