Internet Hero: Kai the Hatchet man from Dogtown

This guy, this fucking guy...

Kai the homeless hitch hiking hatchet swinging hero monk from Dogtown. Basically the story is that Kai was catching a lift from this guy that claimed to be the reincarnated Jesus and then he started running people over. When he pinned a guy to a wall Kai got out to check on the guy and the Jesus guy who is reported to be 6'4 and close to 300 pounds grabbed a woman. Worried for her safety and the safety of everyone else around him Kai jumped into action and bashed Jesus's head open with a Hatchet he had handy.

"Smash, Smash, SUH-MASH!... yeah"

What a Champion. I do pray everyone bands together to get you that Mimi Mal surfboard and Wetsuit. I hope the next wave you catch takes you to a big pile of money and a giant medal with an eagle on it.

Sad ending though, The internet is your family now Brother.