Katy Perry before she was a famous Slut

Born Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, with the original stage name of Katy Hudson. This was the old wholesome Katy Perry. Before the push up bras and make-up.

Who the hell is that? That isn't the Katy Perry I'm use to, where are the weird wigs? the stupid prop bras that shoot fireworks and wiped cream? Where are the shady gangster Rappers like Snoop Dogg or Kanye standing around the background?

Yes before she got signed to whatever label has her under lock and key now she use to a good old catholic gospel singer. We know that her parents are super religious which of course is strange when your daughter is known World Wide as being that half naked chick on television shooting shit out of her tits next to Snoop Dogg. (I refuse to say Snoop Lion, you picked Dogg, you gotta stick with it)

But look at that clip for "Simple", it's just her being all cute and Zooey Deschanel levels of quirky as he trollops around Japan lip syncing her song. It's adorable in a indie princess sort of way, very Alanis Morissette. Anyway, I though I'd share this to remind everyone what Katy Perry is probably like when she isn't whoring herself out for money.

God Bless Her though.