White Boys can Dance....

I'm here as an internet scientist to dispel the notion that white boys can't dance. There are white dude out there that can light a dance floor on fire. Sure we had famous white "dancers" in show business before like the Swivling hips of Elvis to the tinkling toes of Fred Astaire. But their old and Dead so we've entered a new generation where being light skinned didn't mean you were light on your feet.

Let's look at an example:


Yes the Napolean Dynamite Dance Scene, the scene that pretty much made Jon Heder a celebrity for a while a few years ago. I guess he's still a celebrity technically but you know, his "Star Power" is considerably down since then or whatever bullcrap industry buzz word they use to measure their level of exposure.

I sense your doubts though, you aren't convinced. Jon Heder whilst an impressive dancers is an actor, he had the support of crew members and dance choreographers. Who's to say he does actually possess wicked dance skillz?

Well let's look to the Internet to people dancing alone in their rooms, would that seem more natural?



I'm surprised his carpet didn't catch a light from the amazing footwork on display there. What? Still not impressed? What if we were to add a Butterfly Knife to the Occasion?



Hey Grandma, Get me a Beer!

Still not convinced? Well then I present to you Jay Kay or better known as the Dude in the sick hat with the sick dance moves aka. Jamiroquai. Look at this dancing wizardry! LOOK AT IT!



The impressive part of that entire clip is that he made up all the moves on the spot as they fixed the camera to a mobile set on wheels and shot while Jay Kay danced around an empty studio lot. Some simple yet effective camera trickery to give the illusion that Jay Kay is gliding around like a.... ahhhh.... I dunno, A Polar Bear on Ice Skates.

If you still aren't completely convinced here's undeniable proof that White dudes can dance.



Yep, you're out, Pack your things you're done.

Not only did you have one dude trying to dig to china with his crazy moves but we got some lanky dude in the background throwing some fierce air kicks.

Seriously ladies, form an orderly line to the left for Mr. High socks.