Professional Wrestling talk right now. Just deal with this, I have to get this out there what you should looking forward to this year at Wrestlemania.
THE GREATEST SELL JOB OF ALL TIME!!!!
A Younger, far more deserving Wrestler will lose on purpose to a man who chooses to wrestle one match a fucking year. Not that he hasn't earned it, it's just fucking ridiculous is what it is.
Alright let's get this clear right off the Bat.
I am firmly on the side that will forever defend, THE STREAK!!! The Undertaker will and should never lose at Wrestlemania. To even say that you will beat The Undertaker in a match at Wrestlemania is an utter lie. You know, I know and your dead grandparents. (You should at least have one if you're reading this now) that if you even think about facing the Undertaker at Wrestlemania you will lose. No matter what the god damn fight is, You will fucking lose to the God Damn Fucking Undertaker.
BECAUSE HE'S THE GOD DAMN FUCKING UNDERTAKER!!!
A DEAD ZOMBIE THAT GOT BURIED ALIVE 3 TIMES... Okay I'll turn off caps locks. Anyway A guy that pretends to be a fucking Zombie. A fucking zombie, What else does he want to be his moniker that doesn't say Zombie? A Cowboy Wizard? Actually if it was me in this situation I'd go with Cowboy Wizard.
I hope he come out this year with a new hairstyle like the Lady Gaga of Wresting. He has the most ridiculous gimmick. A fucking Zombie that turns immortal at Wrestlemania. Just unpin-able. He can't lose, ever. Nope, don't even think about beating the Undertaker because it will never happen at Wrestlemania. It's like a instant zombie twitch that when ever his zombie fucking head boots in his head when he hears a WWE official's hand smack the mat 2 times he will inexplicably kick out before he can hit 3.
Like literally over his dead fucking body will he and should he give up his streak.
And if we're going that way, he should be stabbed with some kind of Indiana Jones Attifact Relic like a glowing fucking knife that took the lives of several search and recovery crews. A lot of good men should of died trying to find the relic capable of defeating the Undertaker at Wrestlemania.
Yeah, the GDFU. Every other day of the year he is in a Wrestling Zombie Comma where he chooses to come out like a fucking Wrestling Vampire and choose someone from the Full time talent to fucking lose to him.
Who will it be this fucking year?
Who will have the best match against the Undertaker that he will ultimately lose?
It'll probably either be Chris Jericho or CM Punk, what a shame.
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