Progression of a guy drowning

On one of my more drunken nights I started climbing the walls of the local pub in one of their fancy sitting rooms. I have no idea why but my trivia friend Bree managed to capture a particular inception-esque moment just ripe for a photoshop make-up. This is kind of self centred image manipulation I've been dying to do lately.
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Now I look like a person that drowned in the Titanic... Well dressed.