Top 5: TV Boobs

I don't have to justify this and yes I know I am blogging some Highbrow stuff here. I haven't got much to talk about today so let's objectify these talented ladies. Today's let's countdown the TOP 5 Boobs on Television. News Anchors and Presenters don't count because I don't watch News on Television any more... WHO THE HELL DOES?

Honourable Mentions: Hannah Simone (New Girl)


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5) Kat Dennings (2 Broke Girls)
Cup Size: 38DD
Age: 25
Other Famous Roles:
Marla (40 year Old Virgin)
Norah (Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist)
Darcy (Thor)

Well... It's not a very good show but Kat Dennings more makes up for it in the bust department. Sure it's not her fault it's a bad show, but it really does mare my enjoyment of her fine body. Yep I felt creepy typing that... You don't have to say anything. But you got to admit, she does have a great set on her.

But let's be clear, 2 Broke Girls is an awful show, But Kat Dennings has her charms as that cool indie nerd chick that is too cool to care about what people think of her. At least that's how I've always seen her... Thanks to her weird vlogs.

Kat Dennings vlogs / YouTube Channel: HERE



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4) Sara Jean Underwood (Attack of the Show)
Cup Size: 32B
Age: 28
Famous For:
Playboy Playmate of the Month July 2006
Playboy Playmate of the Year 2007

She has a high nasally voice and is quite short (5'3) but you honestly can't deny that Sara Underwood is a stone cold hottie. She's one of the main reasons Attack of the Show seems to stay on the air. Her amazing cosplay outfits seem to take up a good portion of her wardrobe on the show now. Heck, if anything I had to give her points for her Superhero alter ego, Bustice.



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3) Sofia Vergara (Modern Family)
Cup Size: 34DD
Age: 39
Other Famous Roles:
Sofi (Four Brothers)
Ava (New Years Eve)
Carmen (Happy Feet Two)

Modern Family has an amazing cast of actors and I would rank Sofia as one of the funniest on the show. She's also the Hottest, Julia Bowen is pretty too but doesn't quite measure up to this Colombian Bombshell. Heck she was voted Most Desirable Women Alive by AskMen.com last year and at 39 she is one hell of a MILF.




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2) Allison Brie (Community)
Cup Size: 32C
Age: 29
Other Famous Roles:
Trudy (Mad Men)
Rebecca Walters (Scream 4)

Yes there maybe some bias here and I do love the show Community but hell the amount of attention given to Allison Brie's chest is more than enough to justify this ranking. There is a monkey on the show called Anne's Boobs... They're so awesome they named a pet monkey after them. Also whenever there is a moment where her gals are out and about the internet jumps all over the moment like a rash and immortalises them in gif form. The most famous one coming from Season 2's Paint-ball Finale episode.



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1) Christina Hendricks (Mad Men)
Cup Size: 38DDD
Age: 36
Other Famous Roles:
Saffron (Firefly)
Olivia Canton (Life)

Was there actually any doubt she'd top the list? Her Boobs have reached a near god like reputation. There are cases of blind people regaining their sight when pictures of Christina Hendricks have been held up in front of them. Her Breasts are that amazing! Heck 38 Triple D just sounds made up, although that measurement hasn't been officially confirmed like the rest of these girls... You'd have to think it would be pretty close to the mark. I don't know if anything I'm typing makes sense... My brain ceases at certain points of thought around girls that gorgeous.