I could go back but...

Yeah... I think I'll stay off Facebook for a bit longer.

The Progression of a Modern Day Han Solo

So back when I use to flaunt my photoshop "talent" on Facebook I use to take silly requests for friends. Like a simple photo of my two friends at a birthday drunk off these faces.

So my Buddies Antony (You've met him before in this previous entry here) and Jarrad are drunk and Antony requested I change 3 things about the photo, add googly eyes to his helmet, a rose and a can of solo.

Now it isn't a great shop effort because I was lazy and was doing a ton of requests at the time but I started playing around with it and this is what happened after I kept screwing around with it.

First I made a silly Solo like poster... Because Antony loves Solo.

Then I turned Jarrad into Emma Stone...

Then I ruined it with a silly internet meme inspired message...

Some days I often wonder if I am making good use of my free time. Then I remember I use to do this on Facebook so my Free time has always been poorly squandered on meaningless projects.

Who said you were an Individual?

http://faceobok.tumblr.com/

You: I have strange and unqiue thoughts and ideas that can't be labelled
Facebook: Don't worry about that... You're no longer an Individual as fair as we're concerned.

Yes I've been Cheating on you... But I'll make it up to you Baby

Its taken my time away from me, This fucking facebook socialising shit.

I honestly had a really good time and I would've thrown it away by wording a narrow status update and then later deleting it. But I have a 24 Hour ban on Facebook and I'm thinking to myself. Do I need Facebook? I have a Google Android, I'll be a Google guy if I can blog and shit. Actually its probably good I just use this Blog for now. Fuck Google+ too, blogging is basically writing diarrhoea or some kind of lame ass equivalent of real "Structured" writing is.

Anyway just giving you a Facebook Update, I'm probably going to go out in the most offensive way possible in my little Secret Internet Group, Because I just want to tell them that I got banned from Facebook, not left like a bitch, I literally offended someone so much that they just kicked me out of Facebook.

To me... That's Awesome, ANYWAY LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HEARTWARMING VIDEO!!!



Holy Fuck that is Heart-warming, but its heartbreaking to think that he only reintroduced himself to him ape friend after 10 years and then just left him again. Honestly I'd fucking move out to the Jungle to live with that Fucking Ape or maybe even try and move him to England...

Alright here's something else that will break your resolve if you felt unmoved by that video.



Yeah.... You were moved, don't you fucking lie to me you weren't moved.

Sage Advice....

I look at the Midnight Channel and I see what I tried to do and how I didn't feel like I accomplished what I wanted. I didn't get a whole lot of attention and the writing itself was just bad, Just bad writing. It wasn't particularly interesting or clever, it was just posts about interesting people on the internet doing interesting things. None of it was my work and none of it felt like it had a purpose. I was just pushing out boring posts and praising the amazingly talented and creative people I posted about. It looked nice but it was empty... Kinda like a Ming Vase, its was aesthetically pleasing in blog form but it's empty on the inside, content wise.

I don't really have big plans for this blog, I just post about things I like or something interesting or cool on the internet, but I hope it serves as a creative writing outlet. A Place where I can come and just let my mind go and see what I come up with rather then just a place I go to write down whenever I come up with a "Good Idea". Or whatever I think a Good idea is at the time.

I guess it is a good thing that I "deactivated" my facebook. I know I'll eventually go back to the Internet Social Circle eventually but its a nice little internet vacation away I'm having from my Cyber Friends. Although I do wonder if I am actually missed but them, I did post a lot of nonsense on my facebook. I'm sure people saw most of my posts and status updates as cyber pollution but I like to think somebody... somewhere, got something out of my nonsense.

Its sad to think I'm searching for that kind of validation in the first place... Sigh

Anyway, this video was something that just came along and hit me for 6, I really needed to see it to just tell me to keep trying. Don't give up, sure what you're putting out now my seem disappointing and underwhelming but if you fight on you'll eventually "close the gap".

Ira Glass on Storytelling from David Shiyang Liu on Vimeo.

The Ghost of Facebook

Just picturing a Ghost with the Facebook Logo as a face haunting me in my dreams after thinking of that title. How ridiculous...

I had to make a picture after thinking of that too...

Its haunting me, just seeing my friends who do have facebook just starring at you expecting you to cave and go back to the social norm. If they start reminding me how much I need it in life then I'll take that as a small social victory, clearly that want me back into their little social scene. Maybe I should just start telling them to save their breathe to cool their porridge. Which is a fantastic line from the Movie Snatch.

Who said that? None other then the Tattoo Sporting Pikey that's Harder than a coffin nail. One Punch Mickey, aka Gypsy Brad Pitt. Yep... I got nothing else at the moment, just fighting off my Facebook Addiction and using a awesome fiction fighter as my metaphor...

What a Hack Writer... Give up now.



Looks good right?

Commiting Facebook Suicide

Well It's gone... For now, the mighty facebook addiction I had. I would constantly check and update my facebook on the hour like a mouthy twitter account. Its like a metaphorical weight has been lifted off, but what do I do with all this free time and energy?

Blog obviously... So I guess for now I'm fighting off this facebook addiction with blogging, I have class work to do but this will probably take priority for some reason. Maybe tell myself someone out there is reading this. Which is highly.... HIGHLY doubtful.

But I have been listening to some Allie Goertz to let the time pass by and frankly this girl is rather talented! Such a Heavenly voice and of course her cute Dungeons and Dragons nerdiness is so rare is hard not to fall in love with her. She's like one of those far-fetched internet girl unicorns.



Any harden and dedicated DnD veteran would quest for years and years just to get the opportunity to be in her presence. That maybe a but much but DnD chicks are rare enough as it is.