Searching for 'The Perfect Woman'?

Against all common logic and trains of thought, I'm Straight. I've heard many different accusations and just down right confusion of people just asking me "what's my deal"... I always stay vague but for the moment I'm straight. I made my choice, I've tried both lifestyles and I like a lot from both but I tend to like Women just... Slightly more then Men when it comes to Sexual Encounters.

I mean I don't care what your preference is, that's the point of living in such a modern progressive Society where people are now more accepting of people's lifestyle choice. Don't get me wrong it'll be a fucking few thousand years until its okay to be Sexually Active with a Child... But time will get them in the end.

ANYWAY

My Example of the Perfect Woman would be YouTube user Cossybysweater. Seriously the Girl is Cute in a quite approachable way. Like she seems like a very everyday kind of Girl and she has little quirky songs about Awesome Chevy Chase Movies and Dungeons and Dragons. A TRUE NERD GIRL!



Oh my God, She's like the Small Time Sings in her Kitchen as a Hobby kind of Girl. That's so fucking adorable it hurts my mind. I want to just date her, Like take her out to nice dinner, have a nice nerdy conversation about comic book heroes or something then walk her home and pray I get a peck on the cheek at the end of the night. Just a Girl I'd go Steady with IMMEDIATELY. That's right I'd dive right into a Commitment because I already love her to pieces.

Sadly I hear she already has a Boyfriend... And lives on the other side of the World so I have to look for Women a little closer to home. Unless I move to America and turn my life into a sad 90s romantic comedy which most likely ends up in a even worse position from where he started from.

Yes I've been Cheating on you... But I'll make it up to you Baby

Its taken my time away from me, This fucking facebook socialising shit.

I honestly had a really good time and I would've thrown it away by wording a narrow status update and then later deleting it. But I have a 24 Hour ban on Facebook and I'm thinking to myself. Do I need Facebook? I have a Google Android, I'll be a Google guy if I can blog and shit. Actually its probably good I just use this Blog for now. Fuck Google+ too, blogging is basically writing diarrhoea or some kind of lame ass equivalent of real "Structured" writing is.

Anyway just giving you a Facebook Update, I'm probably going to go out in the most offensive way possible in my little Secret Internet Group, Because I just want to tell them that I got banned from Facebook, not left like a bitch, I literally offended someone so much that they just kicked me out of Facebook.

To me... That's Awesome, ANYWAY LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HEARTWARMING VIDEO!!!



Holy Fuck that is Heart-warming, but its heartbreaking to think that he only reintroduced himself to him ape friend after 10 years and then just left him again. Honestly I'd fucking move out to the Jungle to live with that Fucking Ape or maybe even try and move him to England...

Alright here's something else that will break your resolve if you felt unmoved by that video.



Yeah.... You were moved, don't you fucking lie to me you weren't moved.

Another Day, Another Update

With the Current TF2 Halloween (Scare-o-ween) Update, I have no time to do anything productive, but here is something I can share from my Day with you while I run off to chase Digital Hats and Glory.

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Observing People in Public: Entry 1
Was on the Bus looking like a Typical Douchbag Hipster when a Mother and her 7 year old Daughter came on the Bus. Parenting remains a complete fucking mystery to me so I was going to ask her what it was like...

Then I noticed the Woman across the aisle just starring at the Mother and Daughter and I saw this just sad and sorrowful expression on her face, she was about to publicly breakdown from the mere sight of a Mother and Daughter smiling and being happy. I guess either she'll never have children... or worse, she lost one.

I decided to say nothing and go back listening to Kanye West.

Britta for the Win

Now its no surprise that I love Community, one of my all-time favourite shows. Its Breakfast Club like premise of a Group of Misfits that form an unlikely friendship at Community College is greatly complimented with its exceptionally talented ensemble cast. Very few shows have ever had so many rich, diverse and well rounded characters, Today I'll write about my current favourite.

Britta Perry has to be the most interesting member of the Group. She's a completely wayward and broken person. The show Wildcard as Abed put it. She's more aware of the World outside the study group and seems to be the only one interested in it, even though the character itself is one that is quite unlikeable. She's socially insecure and awkward and will do anything to feel "Cool and Hip"... Which really makes her such a sad character to begin with.

She champions causes that no one else cares for and that just further alienates her from the group. That's all they seem to have mostly for Britta, she cares too much about stuff no one else cares for and she's outcasted for it.

Other than that she's playing Troy's love interest, which is what is helping establish Troy as more of a leading character and rival to Jeff's leadership. Troy and Britta's little shipper moments are really building Troy's character into a more grown up adult. So she's playing a crucial role in Troy's character development too.

But besides being the self righteous hippie do goer and Troy's love interest they are obviously setting up the character reveal of her being sexually molested as a Child. Which is why her Psych test evaluation seemed rather interesting... you know, about the Penises.

http://www.greendalecommunitycollege.com/campus-connect/britta-perry.shtml

In Britta's above NBC character Bio she reveals some very personal secrets about a man in a Dinosaur Costume on her Eleventh Birthday which of course is brought back up in the Season 1 Finale with her Psych visits with Professor Duncan. Then during the Season 2 Halloween Special she was dressed as a Dinsaur.

That will probably be the most critical character reveal of the season and how that is handled will pretty much make or break Britta's overall character involvement in the show.

Just something I did for Class

Here are the draft Synopsis and Treatments for a 10 Minute Short Film Script I'm working on for my Creative Writing class, hopefully I get to make this film because it honestly has some really exciting ideas in it. (Even though I'm borrowing heavily from Good Omens)

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Synopsis
Good and Evil are just sides to Crowley and Gabrielle. Bored by the eternal grind of being immortal angels on differing sides of the War they set up a Wager. Who can convert the Soul of an unsuspecting human first?

Treatment
Act 1:
Crowley and Gabrielle sit at an All Night Café discussing various aspects of being immortal angels, what they’ve seen happen over the course of history while also ripping into each other about how silly their side is.

The Café Waitress listening in on their conversation notes how different they are compared to the other customers. Crowley enlightens her that they are both Angels, Crowley himself is a Demon (A Fallen Angel) whilst Gabrielle is just got into the Human Realm as a Guardian Angel, right now she’s trying to get her wings and has yet to do enough good deeds. Crowley on the other hand chooses to be here because he finds Hell tedious and boring. Ignoring them she walks away unaffected.

Crowley instigates a Wager between the Two considering that he’s already got wind that the Apocalypse is near and they haven’t really got anything better to do. He spots a random walking across the Street and they agree to see how can secure the soul to their side first.

Act 2:
Crowley tempts the Soul using the various Sins to his disposal, Lust, Envy, Pride, Wraith, Gluttony, Sloth and Greed. Gabrielle still new to Human Manipulation rellies Heavy on imparting the Soul with Wisdom, insight, virtue, patience, compassion , understanding and faith. Considering Man is more inclined to Sin Crowley easily wins various interactions with the Soul.

This all plays out with the traditional Angel and Demon on the Shoulder except they’ll just stand next to the Soul and he’ll just continue on unaffected assume that they’re his actual moral conscious.

Act 3:
Just as Crowley is about to secure the Soul Gabrielle whispers something into the Soul’s ear at the last second and they completely switch sides to Good. Crowley amazed asks Gabrielle what she said to convince them otherwise… She reveals she just massaged the truth about Heaven.

Alternate Ending:
She’s was a Demon in disguise and promised to sleep with the Soul, she only took the wager because she wanted to be Satan’s favourite Demon and backstabbing another Demon was considered a great act of Evil.

The Road Warrior

Sunday 9th of October 2011 5:37pm
Location: Antony's Car, T2 Highway Balgowlah

We sat there, silently watching the horizon. The Sun blazing over the cracked asphalt of the Highway. Enjoying the afternoon drive we leisurely chatted and joked as the day winded down. But then there it was, just this lumbering monster of inconsiderateness. A fucking tourist bus in the middle lane. What was it doing in the middle lane on the Highway and Why was it only going 60kms? The Bus lane was right there on the left, EMPTY and there this thing was, like a giant stupid monolith of evil, just inconsiderately taking up previous road space and doing 20kms slower then the Speed Limit.

"What the fuck is this Shit?" The Road Warrior exclaimed, the fury was evident in his voice. His eyes bulged with fury and his lip curled in frustration. The Bus Lane was made for Buses and there this Tourist Bus was, in the middle lane going 65km on a Highway. He was livid with this injustice... "THE MIDDLE LANE IS FOR CARS ONLY DAMMIT!" he Screamed.

He let out a sigh of disgruntlement, "I'm not taking this Bullshit" he muttered and abruptly turned into the Bus Lane. He revved the engine and drove past the offending vehicle in question, doing 90 in the process and thus speeding but it didn't matter to him, not even slightly. what he was doing was Justified, To him this Bus was breaking the Law of the Road by being an inconsiderate Dick.

As soon as he overtook the Bus he turned back into the Middle Lane in front of it and dropped his speed down to 50km. He sat there content with himself as he just starred at the Bus through his rear view mirror. "How do you like that? Hmmmm?"

There I was with the Road Warrior, sitting in a small car in front of a Bus drastically dropping speed in hopes that this would teach the Driver a lesson. We could've been crushed in the process but He sat there in Defiance as he stared a hole into the Bus via the rear view mirror. Who was going to crack first?

Then its left indicator flickered on and the Bus finally took the hint (or just got annoyed and changed lanes) thus changing into the Bus Lane... The Lane the Bus should've been in the entire time! He had won, he had reclaimed the Middle lane for its rightful users and had defeated the Bus in Road Battle. Road Warrior Antony then drove away having done a Good Deed. He had made the T2 Highway a better place for that moment and I was proud of my friend.

Antony is a normal man like you and I but what he did that afternoon was a superhuman act of benevolence. He could've overtaken the Bus and just driven on but he didn't, he made sure that it would go into the rightful lane and he did it. Antony Moved an entire fucking Bus by being Brave. He demonstrated true moral courage that day... something most people never do in their entire lives.

The Best thing is... We were listening to the Foo Fighters Greatest Hits and the song that came on after he made the Bus change lanes was "My Hero"

You honestly can't write something better than that. But if you ask Antony he would've preferred if 'Kiss from a Rose' by Seal had come on instead.



Kiss from a Rose bridges Generational and Cultural Gaps, I had my uncle walk into the Room when I had Kiss from a Rose was on and he stopped and said "Hey that's a Good Song Boy!" (He's Old and Fijian so he calls any young kid Boy)

My Evening with John Hughes

John Hughes is a film making Legend, there is an entire generation of people that grew up watching his movies. Not the fact that they watched his films when they were younger I mean they actually grew up and learned important life lessons from his films. That's absolutely incredible that the man had that much of an impact on so many lives. People he would never meet were touched and affected by his work and that just further inspires me to pursue this lofty career choice of being a film maker.


That's what Genius looks like Ladies, Glasses and a Mullet

What this rambling blog entry will be about my experience of watching a double feature of Ferris Bueller's Day Off and The Breakfast Club last night in a swanky cinema in Mosmon called the Orpheum that runs with the interior themed motif of a 1930 movie theatre. It's rather charming in a sort of rustic yesteryear of film attending crowd way, like I should've gone to watch the film in a trench coat and wearing a bowler hat.

So Ferris Bueller's Day Off and The Breakfast Club, Two absolute classic John Hughes movies that have such high critical acclaim and cultural influence that it has been ingrained in modern pop culture. Just so we're clear on this, I had not seen either movie before last night, I grew up watching 90s movies when I was a kid, I swear the only 2 80s movies I saw in the 90s were probably just The Karate Kid and RoboCop.... Actually wait, I do have faint memories of Ghostbusters, I don't know which one though. I watched a handful of 80s movies when I was a teenager but I had stayed away from all John Hughes films. (Which is sadness me in retrospect now)

Anyway Ferris Bueller's Day off was the first to kick off, mainly due to the fact that the double feature was based around the fact that it was the 25th Anniversary of the release of the Movie.

I loved it, I wasn't expecting something THAT good. I mean I've seen good movies before but to get instantly floored by Matthew Brodrick's charisma playing Ferris Bueller was Amazing. (Where did all that Talent Go?) There were so many stand out scenes in the Movie, the Art Museum visit, The Skyscraper Scene, The Parade, the Pool Scene, Cameron's Final Freak Out over the Car... It was a sublime movie.

I had read before hand on CRACKED that if you watch the movie with the idea that Ferris is a figment of Cameron's imagination it becomes like this coming of age Fight Club like movie... and it completely makes sense. Just look at this scene where Cameron is arguing with himself about picking Ferris Up.



I honestly love this movie now, I feel a strong kinship with Cameron. The kind of sad loneliness he feels all the time and what Ferris means to him. The kind of friend that will drag you out kicking and screaming just to have fun. The friend that will grab you buy the collar and make you experience life. I just felt sad watching Cameron and frankly Alan Ruck deserves more credit for what he did with the Character because I honestly felt for him. Especially when he was beating in the front of his father's car asking it "Who do you love? Me or the Car?"

It was also interesting to see Charlie Sheen's role in the movie as the Drifter in the Police station brought in on were drugs convictions. Even I can't overstate the delicious irony of it all.



Just quickly, here is a re-cut trailer of the movie to make it seem like a indie movie rather than a 80s Teen Comedy. The great thing it works so well with the idea that Ferris is trying to save Cameron from himself.



.....Save Ferris Cameron

(Watch this Space for More Later - Breakfast Club)

Being Driven

So I found out the other day that one of my best friends wants to be a Politician... He wants to get things done, he wants to be the person to facilitate change within his community and country as a whole. I honestly don't think I could ever be a Politician, even I though one of my many skills is talking bullshit.

Now I understand ambition varies from person to person, some people are so driven they want to absolute best for themselves and loved ones. They work themselves to the bone in hopes of one day achieving their "dreams". Those are driven people, they're the guys that go out of their way to get things done, they feel a great sense of accomplish when completing tasks and who would blame them?

Then there are people like me who are just natural slackers or whatever the nice word for people that are happily content with being average and unmotivated. You can tell I've been slacking off lately by the lack of Blog updates, I've honestly found things better to do than just bullshitting on the Internet.

I honestly want to figure out how I can use my powers of Bullshit for good, I'm honestly that guy that will dominate a conversation and talk your fucking ear off. I'd rather talk then to actually do anything. Which I guess says a lot about me as a person in general.

Anyway, I love have motivated and ambitious friends, they kind keep you in check and remind you what it's like to work for something. I dunno... I'm not even sure I'm making sense any more.

Sad but true...

God dammit Demetri Martin, you are a complete genius.